What's got...

328 hp.
Weighs 285 lbs.
Perimeter Rotors
75mm Throttle Bodies
And Carbon Fiber or Titanium are not good enough for?

If you can't guess, it's not really an "86 Ninja 900, it's the ABRA T-Shirt.

What is ABRA?

ABRA is "The" original American Bench Racers Association. It's an association for a select group of motorcyclists who must pass a stringent test to qualify. You must satisfy one or more of the following criteria in order to join:

1. The older you get, the faster you were.
2. You think there are two types of riders in this world, slow ones (those slower than you), and lunatics (those faster than you).
3. You're too old/tired/incapable/lazy to ride but you can tell other people how to.
4. You'd rather sit around the garage drinking cold ones and just talk about it.
5. I know nothing about racing but I want to be stylin' at the track and make everybody think I do!
6. I want to wear the shirt under my leathers and knock an instant 3 seconds off my lap times.
7. I know if I got a new $700 Ohlins shock my lap times would improve much faster than if I spent an hour in the seat, because having the best "kit" instantly makes you faster! The ABRA T-Shirt is the best kit.

How do I get mine?

You can get you 100% pre-shrunk top quality T-shirt from BRG.